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An inventive view of Practical Pig's Go Contraption when it's not shrounded in tarps
Practical Pig's Go Contraption
June 18, 1983
Avg. queue length:
This rollercontraption -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is designed for children of all national origins.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals will have a tendency to point at your party.
- Minimum height 22".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from religious restrictions, chronic phobias, or familial, attention-span, ribcage, nasal, neck, or heart problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains imaginary illusions.
- No food or drinks encouraged.
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