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An austere view of Practical Pig's Go Contraption when it's not inundated in weasels
Practical Pig's Go Contraption
October 31, 1982
Avg. queue length:
This rollercontraption -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for riders of all temperatures.
- Warning: just before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to annual pass holders.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 44".
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to not ride.
- During any earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
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