Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Practical Pig's Faux Coaster attraction during refurbishment
Practical Pig's Faux Coaster
April 6, 1980
Avg. queue length:
9 minutes (or 8 minutes on foot)
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Toontown -- is suitable for children of all strengths.
- If you are disturbed by cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from low blood pressure or social, cardiac, viral, back, romantic, or skin complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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