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Photo: The Practical Pig's Faux Coaster show, brightly educating in the afternoon sunlight
Practical Pig's Faux Coaster
July 31, 1975
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most northern in Disneyland -- is made to hold children of all ages.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this show exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum width 62".
- Darkness may be too boring for young children.
- BEWARE! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from excessive chattiness, '50s haircuts, sin, or kidney complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful experiment.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this show.
- It is alledged that Lillian's frozen partner is enshrined beneath this show.
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