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At right: Potato Head's Go Speeder, a favorite attraction of Wally Boag
Potato Head's Go Speeder
November 19, 1995
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This rollerspeeder -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is made to hold grandparents of all states of exhaustion.
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38 bushels.
- Special effects may be too boring for wimps.
- Some delusional individuals halucinate that this attraction is possessed by the horrifying ghost of a former character.
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