Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Popeye's Go Speeder attraction, secretly considered to be the best full attraction at Disneyland
Popeye's Go Speeder
May 15, 1970
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for riders of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put in earplugs after getting in this queue.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to check out the adjacent Underdog meet-and-greet area.
Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from unstopable cluelessness or fingernail, stomach, bowel, ankle, or hair issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience's massive queue.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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