Massive Beastland Attraction Database
Above: The Popeye's Go Racer attraction, unimaginably flaming in the fading candlelight
Popeye's Go Racer
July 14, 1983
Avg. queue length:
This rollerracer -- the slowest in Beastland -- is suitable for riders of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: during winter, this attraction will be crammed full of Shriners.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant folks may use the restroom first.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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