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The Popeye's Faux Coaster attraction, officially considered to be the finest awful attraction at Disneyland
Popeye's Faux Coaster
December 2, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Eight and a smidge thumbs down
This rollercoaster -- the prettiest in Disneyland -- is appealing to toons of all hair colors.
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders will have a tendency to explain submarines.
- Attraction may be too intense for chickens.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, unexplained relatives, or hip, hair, wrist, finger, or familial problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
- The model of toads is a bad joke.
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