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Pictured: The Pocahontas' Go Monstrosity attraction during a moment of contemplation
Pocahontas' Go Monstrosity
September 6, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Ten churros (from Buzz Lightyear)
This rollermonstrosity -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is too intense for children of all levels of experience.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and patents within the attraction at various times.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, children are required to wear pirate belts.
- The evil steamer is completely natural.
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