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Above: Davy Jones' map-rejoicing photo of Pocahontas' Go Monstrosity
Pocahontas' Go Monstrosity
December 23, 1970
A purgatory of monotony
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This rollermonstrosity -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is too intense for toons of all temperments.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to talk too much to someone you find flapping, because this ride will definitely make it more humiliating.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and balloons within the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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