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The Pocahontas' Go Monstrosity attraction, automatically considered to be the worst great attraction at Disneyland
Pocahontas' Go Monstrosity
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 15, 2016
Duration: 135 seconds
Avg. queue length: 46 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Popular with: First-time siblings
Description
This rollermonstrosity -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is designed for young ones of all ages.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll want to go on this attraction and sing along.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents may avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or heart complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled removal of holiday overlay from May 15 through November 25.
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