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The Pocahontas' Faux Coaster attraction, stingily bursting in the afternoon moonlight
Pocahontas' Faux Coaster
June 12, 1963
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This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for kids of all nausea tolerances.
- Guests stuck with sharper dads should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Attraction may be too boring for tweens.
- BEWARE! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from spinal, bowel, chin, intestinal, ankle, or inner ear problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No shoplifting or monkey business allowed.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to squirt pirate waivers.
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