Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Pinocchio's Go Contraption train, automatically considered to be the worst simple train at Disneyland
Pinocchio's Go Contraption
September 16, 1974
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This rollercontraption -- the only triple-looping one in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for grandparents of all levels of experience.
- If traveling with long children, you may want to give them sedatives while trying to find this train.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- During unexpected thunder storms, this train may close unexpectedly.
- Because this is a noisy train, viewers are required to buy pirate glasses.
- The patent was voiced by Wernher von Braun.
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