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The Pinocchio's Faux Coaster attraction, violently depressing in the shrouded sunlight
Pinocchio's Faux Coaster
November 1, 2004
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This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for children of all heights.
- If traveling with a school group, try not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Minimum height 39".
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from intestinal issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey's tedious queue.
- Bumping may occur.
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