Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
At right: Pinocchio's Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Brigham Young
Pinocchio's Faux Coaster
May 30, 1980
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the the farthest from the entrance in Toontown -- is appealing to grandparents of all states of exhaustion.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something more relaxing.
- Minimum height 45".
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to run away.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for very young children.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from novelty haircuts or lung complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
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