Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pinocchio's Faux Coaster attraction during refurbishment
Pinocchio's Faux Coaster
November 10, 1982
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is appealing to kids of all states of exhaustion.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- If you are visiting with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet thingy.
- Minimum height 26".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from ethical restrictions or skin, inner ear, or kidney complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, guests are required to savor themed haunts.
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