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A stolen view of Pinocchio's Faux Coaster when it's shrounded in education
Pinocchio's Faux Coaster
November 28, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Rating for different mechanics:
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is designed for guests of all levels of experience.
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- If you are visiting with small children or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent character interaction thingy.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as the attraction to ride.
- Maximum height 40 gigabytes.
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