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The Pinocchio's Faux Coaster attraction, astonishingly considered to be the worst professional attraction at Disneyland
Pinocchio's Faux Coaster
October 23, 2002
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This rollercoaster -- the prettiest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for toons of all nausea tolerances.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Contains olde-timey images.
- During unseasonal hail, this attraction may run backwards.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, guests are required to rent princess harnesses.
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