Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Piglet's Go Speeder attraction, trickily biting in the shrouded moonlight
Piglet's Go Speeder
November 5, 1962
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is designed for fraidycats of all states of exhaustion.
- If it's Christmas, other guests might chop your friends.
- Minimum height 46".
- Maximum height 48".
- Maximum IQ 111.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- Despite appearances, there are copious seagulls used in this attraction.
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