Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Perri's Go Speeder attraction, criminally considered to be the only checkered attraction at Disneyland
Perri's Go Speeder
September 26, 1955
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is designed for fraidycats of all temperments.
- Warning: during whenever you visit, this attraction will be full of fanboys.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 19".
- For your health, you should be free from hysterical blindness or hip, nasal, chest, chin, or leg problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's burgeoning queue.
- No photography or churros permitted.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
- According to scholars, there are no railroads used in this attraction.
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