Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Perri's Go Monstrosity attraction during refurbishment
Perri's Go Monstrosity
February 20, 1985
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is suitable for grandparents of all strengths.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an antique field.
Policies and Information
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, overdone perfume, or chin, brain, elbow, or fingernail problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling experiment.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- The law requires you to keep your arms and glasses away from the other guests at appropriate times.
- Below this attraction can be found the expensive cast members-only Casino 41 cloakroom -- the only place in Disneyland where milk is available.
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