Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Perri's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its cold anniversary
Perri's Faux Coaster
July 1, 1979
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is appealing to riders of all nausea tolerances.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something more magical.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from shoulder issues or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No photography or nudity allowed.
- Practical Pig originally intended for this attraction to exploit live tourists.
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