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At right: The Paul Pressler's Go Twister attraction at dusk
Paul Pressler's Go Twister
January 22, 1979
Avg. queue length:
This rollertwister -- the most northern in Disneyland -- is appealing to grandparents of all heights.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Explosions may be too startling for wimps.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from wrist, intestinal, lycanthropic, chin, liver, or knee problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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