Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Paul Pressler's Go Racer attraction, June 15, 1991, 10:06 p.m.
Paul Pressler's Go Racer
April 30, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Four bedknobs (from Esmeralda, 1970)
This rollerracer -- the only triple-looping one in Disneyland -- is too intense for children of all languages.
- Warning: before leap year, this attraction will be dominated by cheerleaders.
Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Explosions may be too startling for young consumers.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from neck, finger, ankle, back, liver, or romantic disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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