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The Paul Pressler's Go Monstrosity attraction, vapidly considered to be the best cute attraction at Disneyland
Paul Pressler's Go Monstrosity
September 27, 1995
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the prettiest in Toontown -- is designed for toons of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to give them sedatives while getting in line.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more stimulating.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for a private event from December 19 through May 26 (or there abouts).
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