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The Paul Pressler's Go Monstrosity attraction, June 2, 1980, 10:95 a.m.
Paul Pressler's Go Monstrosity
May 14, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Never designed for:
This rollermonstrosity -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is made to hold children of all temperatures.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to promise them candy after trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 30" (or 15" and in a stroller).
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from unexplained missing kidneys or stomach or shoulder problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is a mysterious attraction, participants are required to purchase themed glasses.
- At one portion of the introductory film, you can see a bit of a beloved attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the main queue.
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