Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Paul Pressler's Faux Coaster attraction, August 27, 1965, 5:22 p.m.
Paul Pressler's Faux Coaster
August 15, 2015
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Toontown -- is appropriate for mice of all national origins.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Make sure to maintain your hats and balloons within the other guests at most times.
- Some people who have had too much to drink halucinate that this attraction is possessed by the restless spirit of a former fan.
- Be sure to look for a bumpy Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the precarious scene.
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