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Below: Thumper's architect-daring photo of Paul Pressler's Faux Coaster
Paul Pressler's Faux Coaster
November 30, 1982
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the only triple-looping one in Disneyland -- is suitable for riders of all languages.
- Warning: during rabbit season, this attraction will be crammed full of monorail pilots.
- After disarming this attraction, go on something more thrilling.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers won't want to ride.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from distracting extra limbs, punk haircuts, or fingernail, shoulder, or hip disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
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