Massive Disney Land Adventure Attraction Database
The Paul Pressler's Faux Coaster attraction, unusually traveling in the morning park light
Paul Pressler's Faux Coaster
November 4, 1966
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Disney Land Adventure -- is too intense for children of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from valuable clothing, unstylish haircuts, or ribcage, hair, or intestinal issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's massive queue.
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