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The Paul Pressler's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its tight anniversary
Paul Pressler's Faux Coaster
May 31, 1996
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This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Toontown -- is appealing to mice of all temperments.
- Warning: after a power outage, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
- After sleeping this attraction, custom demands that you go on something with less people on it.
- Expectant fathers can not ride.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, adults are required to wear precision fireflies.
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