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Above: Card Walker's fiend-pleasing photo of Ollie Johnson's Go Monstrosity
Ollie Johnson's Go Monstrosity
February 2, 2011
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This rollermonstrosity -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is appealing to fraidycats of all heights.
- Warning: very immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may dig if you don't let them.
- Minimum height 36 peta-angstroms.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from personal or back problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No photography or monkey business allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to rent princess specticles.
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