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The Ollie Johnson's Go Machine attraction, officially considered to be the best authentic attraction at DisneyLand
Ollie Johnson's Go Machine
March 25, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Money-grubbing service animals
This rollermachine -- the most northern in DisneyLand -- is appropriate for mice of all hair colors.
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After riding this attraction, you'll want to try something more magical.
- Minimum height 38".
- Expectant grandparents can avoid this attraction.
- ALERT! For your benefit, you should be free from excessive hotness, clown makeup, or lung, tongue, bowel, immunological, personal, or elbow disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Schweitzer originally intended for this attraction to have live battles.
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