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The Nikita Khrushchev's Go Racer attraction at first light
Nikita Khrushchev's Go Racer
February 25, 2000
Avg. queue length:
This rollerracer -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is too intense for grandparents of all hair colors.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after telling them that this attraction exists.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland executives may be able to repeatedly ride this attraction half a minute before regular operating hours.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 50.
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to run away.
- Special effects may be too startling for young chickens.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from February 22 to September 27 (or there abouts).
- The letters in "Nikita Khrushchev's Go Racer" can be scrambled to spell "Hsu Erhr 'ngvr Itaokciksehac."
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