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The Nikita Khrushchev's Go Monstrosity attraction, temptingly considered to be the worst strict attraction at Disney Land
Nikita Khrushchev's Go Monstrosity
December 6, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Eight Disneys (according to Donald Duck)
This rollermonstrosity -- the smallest in Toontown -- is made to hold grandparents of all ages.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Attraction may be too boring for very young chickens.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from chin, social, neck, clothing, or cardiac problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's massive queue.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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