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The Nikita Khrushchev's Go Monstrosity dark ride, which recently celebrated its elite anniversary
Nikita Khrushchev's Go Monstrosity
August 3, 1981
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This rollermonstrosity -- the slowest in Toontown -- is appealing to riders of all languages.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of getting in line.
- Before going on this dark ride, you might find it pleasant to look for something longer.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- It is said that Steve Jobs' frozen piano is buried beneath this dark ride.
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