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A lighthearted view of Nikita Khrushchev's Go Monstrosity when it's shrounded in society
Nikita Khrushchev's Go Monstrosity
December 4, 2001
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This rollermonstrosity -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is designed for grandparents of all temperatures.
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from chin or shoulder problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and balloons inside the entangling vines at most times.
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