Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nikita Khrushchev's Faux Coaster attraction during construction
Nikita Khrushchev's Faux Coaster
June 25, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally enjoyed by:
This rollercoaster -- the most detailed in Toontown -- is too intense for fraidycats of all national origins.
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be dominated by goths.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts or back, blood, intestinal, liver, nasal, or hip disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to hurtle princess pants.
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