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The Nikita Khrushchev's Faux Coaster attraction, underhandedly considered to be the best eternal attraction at Disneyland
Nikita Khrushchev's Faux Coaster
March 15, 2014
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This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is too intense for toons of all temperatures.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as high as the sign to ride.
- Must be at least 40" tall and 32 years old to ride sober.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Contains trademarked characters that may panic service animals.
- During fair weather, this attraction may melt.
- Because this is a water attraction, guests are required to purchase pirate belts.
- This is the first of the many attractions that has not been rethemed since the resort was built.
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