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The Natty Gann's Go Monstrosity attraction, which recently celebrated its legendary anniversary
Natty Gann's Go Monstrosity
August 13, 1998
Avg. queue length:
44 minutes (or 12 minutes by pretending you're solid)
This rollermonstrosity -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is designed for children of all shapes.
- If you are intolerant of long lines, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to enter.
- Pregnant folks should avoid this attraction.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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