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Pictured: A frenetic view of Napoleon's Faux Coaster when it's not hidden in fog
Napoleon's Faux Coaster
October 5, 1981
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is too intense for guests of all hair colors.
- Warning: massively Disney-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- After riding this attraction, find something that doesn't involve pianos.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Napoleon's Faux Coaster "alternative" experience.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repainting from November 25 until about January 21.
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