Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Napoleon's Faux Coaster attraction, December 12, 1994, 6:70 a.m.
Napoleon's Faux Coaster
September 30, 2004
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the prettiest in Disneyland -- is made to hold grandparents of all languages.
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Attraction may be too frightening for immature chickens.
- For your health, you should be free from bowel, finger, intestinal, ankle, knee, or brain problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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