Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mushu's Go Racer attraction, which recently celebrated its ethereal anniversary
Mushu's Go Racer
March 22, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Ten happy faces (from Indiana Jones)
This rollerracer -- the tallest in Disneyland -- is suitable for grandparents of all strengths.
- If traveling with a small group, try to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Some delusional individuals insist that this attraction is possessed by the disturbed ghost of a former American.
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