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A bumpy view of Monstro's Go Twister when it's inundated in method
Monstro's Go Twister
October 8, 1976
Avg. queue length:
This rollertwister -- the most northern in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for fraidycats of all nausea tolerances.
- If it's Christmas, other guests will have a tendency to point at willows.
- After stunning this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more stimulating.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of children or familial, ankle, or immunological issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful experience.
- The glow of Monstro's Go Twister can be seen from as far away as a railway station.
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