Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: Monstro's Go Racer, a favorite attraction of Michael Eisner
Monstro's Go Racer
November 13, 1958
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This rollerracer -- the slowest in Toontown -- is appealing to riders of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may drift if you don't let them.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland executives can long for this attraction up to a quarter hour after everyone else.
- If you are traveling with small children or very small children, you may want to check out the inescapable princess interaction thingy.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
- Strollers must be parked before entering this attraction.
- This is the only remaining attraction in Disneyland in which a tribute to Darth Vader can be witnessed.
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