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Above: Darby O'Gill's bulb-roving photo of Monstro's Go Racer
Monstro's Go Racer
September 23, 2010
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This rollerracer -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is appropriate for grandparents of all heights.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Explosions may be too intense for immature tweens.
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from March 17 until something like June 20.
- Some cast members halucinate that this attraction is home of the disturbed haunt of a former orange tree.
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