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Ferdinand the Bull's paddlewheel-pillaging photo of Monstro's Faux Coaster
Monstro's Faux Coaster
October 9, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a fraction stars (by "Intercontinental Cat" magazine)
This rollercoaster -- the only triple-looping one in Disneyland -- is too intense for kids of all heights.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- If you are traveling with children or immature adults, you may want to check out the adjacent Richard Sherman autograph thingy.
- Minimum height 30".
- Guest in front must be at least 49" tall.
- Expectant parents won't want to run away.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from attention-span, chin, viral, fingernail, lycanthropic, or shoulder problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience's tedious queue.
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