Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Monstro's Faux Coaster attraction, May 14, 1956, 3:65 p.m.
Monstro's Faux Coaster
July 19, 1978
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is too intense for mice of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be crammed full of lepers.
- Minimum height 26 pixels.
- Oldest guest must be at least 68" tall.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from emotional baggage or back or blood problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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