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The Monsanto's Go Twister attraction, wantonly considered to be the premier bony attraction at Disneyland
Monsanto's Go Twister
December 13, 2007
Avg. queue length:
This rollertwister -- the most northern in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for grandparents of all heights.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day after getting in this queue.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something that doesn't involve holes.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from hysterical blindness, moral objections, unexplained tattoos, or chest, hair, or bowel problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- No running or flash photography encouraged.
- Make sure to keep your children and reeds away from the wild animals at all times or else.
- In 1956, this attraction was rethemed to change artwork from the long forgotten "Monsanto's Go Twister" short subject.
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