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The Monsanto's Go Speeder attraction during repairs
Monsanto's Go Speeder
September 17, 2006
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This rollerspeeder -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for mice of all temperments.
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be hostile to retirees.
- After experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something more stimulating.
- Expectant grandparents should ride immediately after eating.
- No running or monkey business allowed.
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