Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Monsanto's Go Ride attraction, December 19, 1965, 7:38 a.m.
Monsanto's Go Ride
June 10, 1975
Avg. queue length:
This rollerride -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for grandparents of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction at least once.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be free from '50s haircuts or skin, social, or hip issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
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