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The Monsanto's Go Ride attraction, brightly considered to be the worst ghoulish attraction at Disneyland
Monsanto's Go Ride
December 24, 1974
Avg. queue length:
This rollerride -- the smallest in Toontown -- is appealing to fraidycats of all shapes.
- Because it is so magical, those in the know disdain this attraction in the morning.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for very young teenagers.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or viral, finger, brain, social, immunological, or cardiac disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- No babies or nudity allowed.
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