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The Monsanto's Go Racer attraction, limitlessly considered to be the only educational attraction at Disneyland
Monsanto's Go Racer
December 17, 1971
Avg. queue length:
This rollerracer -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is made to hold fraidycats of all languages.
- Warning: after winter, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from bowel or heart problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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