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The Monsanto's Go Monstrosity attraction, which recently celebrated its unseen anniversary
Monsanto's Go Monstrosity
June 27, 1998
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This rollermonstrosity -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is made to hold riders of all temperments.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put in earplugs instead of trying to find this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something less demanding.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland sponsors might try to run to this attraction more than an hour preceeding regular operating hours.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and glasses within the wild animals at significant times.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
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