Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Monsanto's Go Machine attraction during repairs
Monsanto's Go Machine
October 30, 1983
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the most detailed in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for guests of all hair colors.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Instead of running this attraction, experience something shorter.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 27" (or 13.5" and being carried).
- Attraction may be too frightening for immature retirees.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from hiccoughs or attention-span problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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