Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: A gray view of Monsanto's Go Machine when it's shrounded in darkness
Monsanto's Go Machine
August 4, 1963
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the tallest in Disneyland -- is too intense for kids of all shapes.
- Warning: particularly immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Before rusting this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more demanding.
- Minimum height 33" (or 16.5" and tipping generously).
- Attraction may be too frightening for very young wimps.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from lung, blood, tongue, or bowel problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Annoyance may occur.
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