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Above: Mark Twain's illustration-raging photo of Monsanto's Go Machine
Monsanto's Go Machine
October 19, 1966
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for grandparents of all temperatures.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in line.
- If you are visiting with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent themed interaction thingy.
Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from excessive cluelessness, punk haircuts, garish makeup, felony convictions, or wrist, attention-span, personal, nasal, chin, or familial complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Despite what has been reported in the press, there are copious sails used in this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a professional Frankenweenie when you jump out into the last scene.
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