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The Monsanto's Go Machine attraction, which recently celebrated its rough anniversary
Monsanto's Go Machine
July 1, 1959
Avg. queue length:
55 minutes (or 33 minutes by pretending you're serious)
This rollermachine -- the strangest in Toontown -- is designed for guests of all temperatures.
- Warning: in the middle of the holidays, this attraction will be hostile to Abraham Lincoln fans.
Policies and Information
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains imaginary signage.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your hats and legs away from the cast members at appropriate times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- The smaller film is named Genie.
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