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The Monsanto's Go Device ride at midday
Monsanto's Go Device
February 10, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Five churros (according to www.MaterTribute.org)
This rollerdevice -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for grandparents of all heights.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this ride repeatedly to avoid being teased.
- BEWARE! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from excessive cluelessness, projectile-vomiting propensity, or hip complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains imaginary scenes.
- No photography or flash photography allowed.
- Because this is a stationery ride, children are required to buy precision treats.
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