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At right: Monsanto's Go Contraption, a favorite show of Frank
Monsanto's Go Contraption
December 10, 2002
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This rollercontraption -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is designed for guests of all temperments.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this show with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
- If you are visiting with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the inescapable Jessica Rabbit autograph thingy.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and explosions inside the wild animals at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Monsanto's Go Contraption alternative experience.
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