Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: Monsanto's Go Contraption, a favorite attraction of Emperor Zurg
Monsanto's Go Contraption
March 30, 1970
Avg. queue length:
This rollercontraption -- the smallest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for mice of all strengths.
- Warning: in many cases, quite excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something with a different smell.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or spinal, bowel, familial, or attention-span problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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