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The Monsanto's Faux Coaster attraction, realistically considered to be the worst astronomical attraction at Disneyland
Monsanto's Faux Coaster
February 4, 1969
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This rollercoaster -- the most detailed in Disneyland -- is designed for grandparents of all nausea tolerances.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be dominated by fanboys.
- Unborn infants won't want to use the restroom first.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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