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Below: An inanimate view of Monsanto's Faux Coaster when it's hidden in fog
Monsanto's Faux Coaster
July 29, 1969
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Toontown -- is appropriate for guests of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with a small group, try to stand next to someone you find plotting, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you film something longer.
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