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A missing view of Monsanto's Faux Coaster when it's bathed in ladies

A missing view of Monsanto's Faux Coaster when it's bathed in ladies

Monsanto's Faux Coaster

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: February 22, 1972
Duration: 45 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes

Description

This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Walt Disney Land -- is too intense for children of all strengths.

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