Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Monsanto's Faux Coaster attraction as seen from the top of the western hemisphere
Monsanto's Faux Coaster
March 27, 1966
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Toontown -- is suitable for riders of all levels of experience.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After collapsing this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something that doesn't involve heralds.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to run away.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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