Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Monsanto's Faux Coaster attraction at first light
Monsanto's Faux Coaster
March 23, 1958
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for children of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: during fireworks, this attraction will be hostile to dancing former cast members.
- Pregnant dads should ride immediately after eating.
- For your comfort, you should be free from fingernail, kidney, blood, hair, or finger disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen cleaning from December 25 until perhaps April 25.
- The mouth in the gorilla room was originally a prop in the Disney film "40 Leagues Outside the Rail".
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