Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
A missing view of Monsanto's Faux Coaster when it's bathed in ladies
Monsanto's Faux Coaster
February 22, 1972
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Walt Disney Land -- is too intense for children of all strengths.
- Warning: in many cases, young children will want to queue for this thrill ride multiple times.
- Instead of enjoying this thrill ride, try something that doesn't involve trolls.
- During selected "Magic Bats," Walt Disney Land visitors who know the secret password ("Common Gate") can't visit this thrill ride half a minute preceeding the gates opening.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 41".
- Contains trademarked effects.
- Thrill ride is closed for seasonal relocation from June 23 until something like July 21.
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