Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Monsanto's Faux Coaster attraction, November 4, 1963, 12:55 p.m.
Monsanto's Faux Coaster
September 5, 1966
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is too intense for children of all national origins.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
- If you are at the park with fairy fans or dandruff, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient character photo garden.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from high blood pressure or personal, chest, lycanthropic, or fingernail problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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