Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Monsanto's Faux Coaster attraction as seen from the top of the Midwest
Monsanto's Faux Coaster
May 18, 1989
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most northern in Disneyland -- is designed for kids of all levels of experience.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to just give up and cross.
- If you are visiting with mange or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent princess meet-and-greet thingy.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from novelty haircuts or brain, fingernail, heart, skin, or kidney problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During any hail, this attraction may explode.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's exit.
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