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The Monsanto's Faux Coaster attraction, again considered to be the worst scattered attraction at Disneyland
Monsanto's Faux Coaster
August 9, 1956
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This rollercoaster -- the most detailed in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for guests of all states of exhaustion.
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum width 98".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from lycanthropic, cardiac, liver, knee, social, or wrist problems or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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