Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Monsanto's Faux Coaster attraction, March 5, 1972, 5:46 a.m.
Monsanto's Faux Coaster
May 1, 1965
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for young ones of all strengths.
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents will probably want to not ride.
- No food or blogging allowed.
- Be sure to maintain your fingers and opinions inside the vehicle at significant times.
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