Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Monsanto's Faux Coaster attraction, January 7, 1994, 7:54 p.m.
Monsanto's Faux Coaster
July 12, 1975
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is designed for fraidycats of all states of exhaustion.
- Because it is so infested, those in the know ride this attraction after the holidays.
Policies and Information
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from ribcage, romantic, or personal issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- During unexpected rainfall, this attraction may run backwards.
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