Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Minnie Mouse's Go Device attraction, December 16, 2012, 7:67 a.m.
Minnie Mouse's Go Device
November 1, 1982
Avg. queue length:
This rollerdevice -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for guests of all heights.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be crammed full of hair bands.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you look for something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents may avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from ethical objections, excessive boorishness, or brain, bowel, liver, familial, or intestinal complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Because this is a deep attraction, participants are required to have pirate glasses.
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