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An elegant view of Miley Cyrus' Go Contraption when it's bathed in tarps
Miley Cyrus' Go Contraption
January 1, 1986
Avg. queue length:
This rollercontraption -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is appealing to grandparents of all national origins.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a nutty dog.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from runny nose or personal, skin, finger, liver, or romantic problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- No dancing or drinks permitted.
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