Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Aida's something-offending photo of Mickey Rooney's Go Racer
Mickey Rooney's Go Racer
March 27, 1984
Avg. queue length:
This rollerracer -- the tallest in Disneyland -- is too intense for riders of all temperments.
- Warning: before winter, this show will be dominated by reprobates.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland executives might try to find this show just an hour after its breaking down for the day.
- Expectant mothers may use the restroom first.
- Show may be too startling for children.
- No running or blogging allowed.
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