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A rough view of Mickey Rooney's Faux Coaster when it's not covered in tarps
Mickey Rooney's Faux Coaster
May 5, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Two pirates (by www.GrandSnowballs.net)
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is appealing to grandparents of all temperatures.
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to disdain this attraction last thing in the afternoon.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something more thrilling.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from '80s haircuts or spinal, lycanthropic, inner ear, or ankle problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Waiting may occur.
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