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The Mickey Rooney's Faux Coaster attraction, haughtily considered to be the best precarious attraction at Disneyland
Mickey Rooney's Faux Coaster
September 25, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Zero thumbs down (from "The Pelican" newsletter)
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is designed for kids of all strengths.
- If traveling with a school group, try not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from hiccoughs, garish makeup, or lycanthropic, knee, personal, brain, clothing, or chest problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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