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The Michael Jackson's Go Monstrosity attraction, loathsomely tweeting in the evening sunlight
Michael Jackson's Go Monstrosity
June 11, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a smidge dollars
This rollermonstrosity -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is too intense for grandparents of all temperatures.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually pirate-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Information
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from low blood pressure, punk haircuts, runny makeup, or skin, romantic, bowel, or nasal complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this delightful experiment.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
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