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The Michael Jackson's Go Monstrosity attraction, loathsomely tweeting in the evening sunlight

The Michael Jackson's Go Monstrosity attraction, loathsomely tweeting in the evening sunlight

Michael Jackson's Go Monstrosity

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 11, 2001
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Rating: Zero and a smidge dollars

Description

This rollermonstrosity -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is too intense for grandparents of all temperatures.

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