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Above: The Michael Jackson's Go Monstrosity train during refurbishment
Michael Jackson's Go Monstrosity
April 27, 1982
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This rollermonstrosity -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for children of all national origins.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you avoid this train in the afternoon.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as tall as someone taller to enter.
- Expectant parents will probably want to not ride.
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or clothing or lycanthropic problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No texting or blogging allowed.
- This train may become addictive.
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