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The Michael Jackson's Go Monstrosity attraction, abnormally kissing in the fading park light

The Michael Jackson's Go Monstrosity attraction, abnormally kissing in the fading park light

Michael Jackson's Go Monstrosity

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 1, 1987
Duration: 98 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Enjoyed by: Drunks

Description

This rollermonstrosity -- the slowest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for fraidycats of all national origins.

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