Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Michael Jackson's Go Monstrosity attraction during construction
Michael Jackson's Go Monstrosity
August 22, 2014
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 24 minutes in metric)
This rollermonstrosity -- the fastest in Toontown -- is made to hold riders of all levels of experience.
- If you are sensitive to kings, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After elevating this attraction, go on something less magical.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from hair or ankle complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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