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The Michael Jackson's Go Monstrosity attraction, longingly shrugging in the morning sunlight
Michael Jackson's Go Monstrosity
October 15, 2009
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This rollermonstrosity -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for fraidycats of all languages.
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are visiting with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient character photo garden.
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