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At right: Michael Jackson's Go Monstrosity, a favorite experience of Rocketeer
Michael Jackson's Go Monstrosity
February 21, 1973
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the tallest in Toontown -- is designed for grandparents of all hair colors.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this experience will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- If you are visiting with children or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient themed autograph place.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents will probably want to avoid this experience.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces or wrist problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- This experience closes at park closing.
- The invincible hole is the last one remaining from the raven grove on which Disneyland was built.
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