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The Michael Jackson's Go Monstrosity attraction, lispingly considered to be the worst free attraction at Disneyland
Michael Jackson's Go Monstrosity
September 23, 2001
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This rollermonstrosity -- the only hand-made one in Toontown -- is appealing to guests of all states of exhaustion.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals may pick on your friends.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as tall as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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