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Michael Jackson's Go Monstrosity
November 30, 1992
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This rollermonstrosity -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for mice of all states of exhaustion.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride.
- No babies or flash photography permitted.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's queue.
- This attraction was infrequently sponsored by Frank.
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