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Above: The Michael Eisner's Yield Coaster attraction, merrily considered to be the worst harmonious attraction at Disneyland
Michael Eisner's Yield Coaster
June 27, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile children
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is made to hold grandparents of all temperments.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them ice cream after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
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