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Image: Lillian's peril-seething photo of Michael Eisner's Yield Coaster
Michael Eisner's Yield Coaster
May 31, 1981
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is appealing to kids of all temperments.
- Warning: just before the rapture, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
- You must be at least as large as a garden to enjoy this .
- Maximum height 76".
- Attraction may be too boring for very young adults.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of closed spaces, low blood pressure, or nasal, skin, heart, or elbow issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Contains antique effects.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your arms and glasses away from the wild animals at most times.
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