Massive Disneyfool Attraction Database
The Michael Eisner's Proceed Coaster train, which recently celebrated its scandalous anniversary
Michael Eisner's Proceed Coaster
December 3, 1990
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyfool -- is suitable for grandparents of all temperatures.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 27".
- During unexpected earthquakes, this train may explode.
- Strollers will never make it past this train's cast members.
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