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The Michael Eisner's Halt Coaster attraction during a moment of contemplation
Michael Eisner's Halt Coaster
August 10, 1978
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This rollercoaster -- the only hand-made one in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for guests of all national origins.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with less people on it.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from knee, brain, fingernail, or heart disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled improvements from tomorrow to December 25.
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