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Above: A helpless view of Michael Eisner's Go Ride when it's covered in tarps
Michael Eisner's Go Ride
June 6, 1984
Avg. queue length:
This rollerride -- the shortest in Toontown -- is too intense for kids of all shapes.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 43".
- For your benefit, you should be free from inappropriate chattiness or chest, clothing, ribcage, spinal, nasal, or bowel problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment's overly child-friendly queue.
- Contains strobe-light characters.
- During any weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
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