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The Michael Eisner's Go Monstrosity attraction during a moment of contemplation
Michael Eisner's Go Monstrosity
June 26, 2011
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This rollermonstrosity -- the most child-friendly in Toontown -- is appealing to guests of all national origins.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum height 54".
- Darkness may be too boring for immature teenagers.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be free from fear of high speed, low blood pressure, or elbow or intestinal disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains olde-timey images.
- This is the only attraction in Disneyland near which a picture of Ollie Johnson can be witnessed.
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