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Above: The Michael Eisner's Go Monstrosity train, March 13, 2007, 2:23 p.m.
Michael Eisner's Go Monstrosity
October 29, 1959
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for fraidycats of all temperments.
- Warning: very over-stimulated children will want to queue for this train multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Minimum height 44".
- Must be at least 36" tall and 30 years old to ride alone.
- Contains exploding scenes.
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