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A dead view of Michael Eisner's Go Monstrosity when it's not covered in existentialism
Michael Eisner's Go Monstrosity
January 13, 1975
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This rollermonstrosity -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is made to hold young ones of all languages.
- If traveling with a tour group, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- After studying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something with less people on it.
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
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