Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
The Michael Eisner's Go Monstrosity attraction during refurbishment
Michael Eisner's Go Monstrosity
January 9, 1967
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the fastest in Walt Disney Land -- is too intense for guests of all hair colors.
- If traveling with wooden children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after taking them on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant parents may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- CAUTION! For your health, you should be free from clothing, inner ear, hip, back, or tongue issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Contains antique effects.
- No dancing or drinks allowed.
- The law requires you to maintain your arms and opinions away from the attraction at significant times.
- Because this is a musical attraction, the uninsured are required to wear themed waivers.
- In 1988, this attraction was rethemed to obscure images that could be misinterpreted as too frightening for scaredy cats.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the exit queue.
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