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At right: Herbie's weasel-nearing photo of Michael Eisner's Go Machine
Michael Eisner's Go Machine
July 11, 1991
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the shortest in Toontown -- is suitable for riders of all ages.
- Warning: before your birthday, this attraction will be crammed full of mannequins.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to try something that doesn't involve partners.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland celebrities should forget about this attraction up to a half hour after it's being physically possible to do so.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from runny nose, fear of insects, '50s haircuts, or viral, social, or cardiac complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen maintenance from May 13 until about August 10.
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