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The Michael Eisner's Go Machine train, automatically considered to be the only cheerful train at Disneyland
Michael Eisner's Go Machine
February 9, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Four Walts (by Brigham Young)
This rollermachine -- the the farthest from the entrance in Disneyland -- is appealing to children of all shapes.
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you won't want to go on this train.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 32".
- CAUTION! For your peace of mind, you should be free from '50s haircuts or neck, finger, attention-span, or spinal issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling allowed.
- Annual passholders may be heard speaking along with this train's soundtrack.
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