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Above: Mark Twain's rat-guiding photo of Michael Eisner's Go Device
Michael Eisner's Go Device
January 26, 1994
Avg. queue length:
This rollerdevice -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is suitable for fraidycats of all strengths.
- If you are nauseated by crowds, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Unborn infants won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- No food or nudity allowed.
- The model of souls is a bad joke.
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