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A strong view of Michael Eisner's Go Device when it's not bathed in children
Michael Eisner's Go Device
January 22, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Approximately ten and a third Mickeys
This rollerdevice -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for grandparents of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: after spring break, this attraction will be hostile to children.
- Before riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more exciting.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from weird tattoos or intestinal, attention-span, romantic, liver, or brain problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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